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redmonsoontriad:

i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist

yabitter:

this just in: jk rowling regrets entire harry potter series. says she meant to write about blizzards, not wizards. isn’t sure what happened.

horror movie opening scene

white girl:  i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:  come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:  you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:  lmao   they continue walking for a few seconds   *white couple hears noise*
white girl:  babe what that??
white boy:  i'll go investigate   *leaves her alone*   *choking noises*
white girl:  zack!!!
white boy:  ha ha just kidding!
white girl:  asshole!
white boy:  im just playin babe
white girl:  that wasnt funny but ur still cute   *playful kiss*   *things turn sexy*   *hear noise*
white boy:  i'll go investigate   *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*   *maybe a thud*
white girl:  zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!   *she walks and he dead*
white girl:  ahhh!!   *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:  ahhh!!!   *white girl runs*   *dead end*   *hides*   *thinks she free n safe*   *guy catches her*   *cuts her*   *she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:  BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
Anonymous: what's the heterosexual flag look like?

lesbianvenom:

it usually looks something like this